The Young Punx (Hal)

With a cry of "they're not the fucking beatles" we charged security for catering. I feel good about this.

Noone is allowed to walk around, so as to make a special walkway for Pete Doherty.

My day has started by treading barefoot into a pool of cold urine. Ok. Who blocked the tour bus toilet?

Everyone in Leeds festival is running away from the libertines and towards pendulum!

Why didn't zippy just unzip it himself?

Has discovered that if you play 3 2 clave and 2 3 clave at the same time it goes dum diggy dum dum dum diggy dum dum. Surprisingly.

Found something in my washbag called "total revitaliser". Wasn't sure where you PUT it. Anyway, it didn't work.