Scoobius pip

At the cinema&the films been stopped briefly as someone collapsed.People are asking if we get refunds.What a compassionate species..

Ive woken up with one quite dirty ear. Did one of you put something in it after i went to sleep? I hate your pranks.

Also... WE.ARE.LIZARDS launches on Saturday in Southend! Im WELL excited! http://urlm.in/guhi I'm gonna play some bangers!

Oooo and the baby grows are still available upon request. Sling them an email and they will meet your needs.

Our much requested March Tour tees are now available at Bonbi Forrest! http://urlm.in/guhh So are the "Pip is not a terrorist" ones...

I'm going to bed now. Can you all keep it down on here. I couldn't sleep a wink last night because of all your fucking chatter.

Is the film "The Kings Speech" anything to do with the TV series "The Queens Nose"?

Had a ruddy splendid night at Perfect Movie.Some amazing comedians&just a good night in general.Definately gonna return in the audience.

RT @AndyGrayOffTheFootball Hermoine is a wizard yet she is still a female! #shitwizard

Harry Potter is a wizard. Yet he wears glasses. No "vision corretus" spell? #shitwizard