Mark Hoppus (Blink 182)

".............OMAR COMIN'!!!!!!" i miss the wire.

in the two months that i've cared about soccer football i've never seen a game like that! good playing, manchester united!

I know what the word interstitial means, and subsequently use it as often as possible to appear smart.

This metal chair at the bar is soo hard!! Should I use a stool softener? HAHA!! NAILED IT!!! LOLOL!! #unfollowmyself

Twitter can be a sickeningly positive place if you read #fml as "forgiveness means love." "My wife just left me! fml!"

Technology is incredible. Before cell phones and computers how did people ever spend their time on the toilet?!

At the studio writing songs & watching the Chelsea game in Spanish, because that's how I roll! and we don't get it in English.

In preparation for spring and summer, I'm stocking up on that spray-on hair stuff for my back and arms.

If I ever die, please make sure they put my "verified account" twitter icon on my headstone. These things are important to me.

Today feels like a "why-bother-with-personal-hygiene-I'm-only-going-to-the-studio" kind of day.