Jim Bob

Shouldn't have got up at 4.30

Ironically, the type of people who describe something as doing exactly what is says on the tin are doing exactly what is says on the tin.

I hate being up this early without a flight to catch. I might go to the airport anyway.

Mind you, Hitler would have choked to death on the fumes of one of his bonfires. Swings and roundabouts.

Has Russell Brand released My Kindley Windley yet by the way?

The Bible will be called The Good Kindle.

I've unearthed a minefield here. Bosses & teachers throwing Kindles,trainee butlers & posh girls with Kindles balanced on top of their heads

Had a thought. When e-books are the only books and somebody's in trouble with the boss or the teacher will they throw the Kindle at them?

I'm listening to the Tom Williams & The Boat album are you?http://tinyurl.com/ourdebutalbumisHERE

I've been doing a multitude of different tasks all at once this morning. There should be a more soundbitey way of saying that.