Al Yankovic

No #Oscar nomination for Mark Wahlberg? I suspect it’s that bitter Funky Bunch voting bloc.

If you’re not familiar with the concept of irony, you should probably unfollow me, as many of my tweets will only confuse you.

RIP Jack LaLanne. Well, so much for that ridiculous myth that exercise is GOOD for you.

I think it’s about time to bring back the streaking craze. Okay, @kingsthings, you start.